TAWA NAMAN .....
REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence,
witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na...
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: "Di Namin Alam "
Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng
kasalanan ko!"
"Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
ANAK: Tay ! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo nang krus eh!
Lumuhod tayo!"
Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun
pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya,
ewan
ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase.
Ang tinuro ni ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!
Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his
translator:
Bush: "Lets help one another..."
Erap: "Tayo'y magtulungan. .."
Bush: "...let's strive together..."
Erap: "...tayo'y magsikap..."
Bush: "...because in union there is strength."
Erap: "...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!"
Bongbong -- Pare sinong idol mo?
Chavit-- Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bongbong-- Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.
Chavit --Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga idol
ko.
Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... .... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio
Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka
Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo
(Pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
Pare 1: Di pa rin e
Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
(Pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ....)
Pare 1: Wala pa rin
Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ...
pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!
Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..basta pareho po yan walang
laman!
Pare1: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang
syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang! (hihihihi! )
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No lang po
ANG NAKARAAN....
May ibinulong ang daga sa elepante. Biglang hinimatay
ang elepante. Ano ang ibinulong ng daga?
DAGA: Buntis ako, ikaw ang ama!
SA PAGPAPATULOY. ....
Dahil di makapaniwala ang elepante, dinala nya ang
daga
sa doctor. Tuwang-tuwa ang elepante at masayang
ibinulong
sa daga ang resulta
ELEPANTE: Ako nga ang ama, at elepante ang anak natin,
at kambal sila! )
TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres
Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?
STUDENT: Ma'am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay
pinanganak ng holiday! ?
TITSER: Juan, use recharge & caffeine in a sentence.
JUAN: Si "Recharge" Gutierrez ay si "Caffeine"
Barbell. ?
ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense
thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk...
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"
BUNSO: Tay , may multo daw sa kusina natin?
TATAY: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan?
BUNSO: Si ate po!
TATAY: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! Wala
namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako
sa kusina, at iinom lang ako ng tubig...
BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas....
TINDERO: Wala kame ubas
KINABUKASAN
BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas.....
TINDERO: Wala kame ubas
KINABUKASAN ULIT
BATA: Mama, pabili nga po ng ubas....
TINDERO: Sinabi na ngang wala e! Pag nagtanong ka pa,
iistepler ko na yang bibig mo!
AT KINABUKASAN NA NAMAN ULIT
BATA: Mama, may stapler kayo?
TINDERO: Wala..
BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas
PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong
lolokohin. Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit,
wala
pang kama at bintana..... ha?!?!
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...
MRS: Bakit ngayon ka lang?
MR: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko,
nagkainuman lang. Hehe! Hik,
MRS: Lasing ka no?
MR: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik
MRS: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka
nagka-officemates?
Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng
titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-Jun: "Sino ang walang assignment?"
Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang
APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?
Thelma: Sabi mo, dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh,
bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig.
Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime:
Are you free tonight?
The sexy secretary replies: Sir, ha... huwag naman,
FREE... Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount!
Girl: Maganda ba ko?
Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka...
Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang Bumbay, ah?! Tisay yata
to!
Boy: Oo nga, pero 'yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!
Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo...
Jepoy: SYET! Ang cute nung girl!
Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe!
Nathan: Sino? Yung naka-mini skirt, na red? Yun, yun
ba, ha? Kilala ko siya! Teka tatawagin ko ha,
kuyaaahhh Ambet!
Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo.
Ang akala niya, ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!
JoshuA: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado
yun?!
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po...
manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo
sa inyo!
Tawah naman
Tumawa ka na naman ulit!!!(Part 3)
Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.
Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.
A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
"Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"
Beauty contest
Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po….. pero bakit naman butligs pa.....
Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung substitute.. ..
Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong.
Fruits for dessert and lots of juice....
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
SIOPAO
Kulas: Miss, i sa ngang siopao... 'yung babae.
Waitress: Babaeng siopao?
Kulas: Oo. 'Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito.
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day rates!"
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala
niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night
suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I AM the
husband!"
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin
nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!
Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
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Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Joseph: Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?!
Ang H2O ay water! At
ang CO2... cold water.
Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong
balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama...
kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!" (ngek!)
Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang
Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo, yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!
Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No.
Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway
Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa
siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo!
Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang
ipagsabi. Nahihiya ako...
Mister: Okey.
Kinabukasan, dumating ang taga-Meralco. ..
Taga-Meralco: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.
Misis: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
Taga-Meralco: Nasa record po.
Mister: Bakit naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?
Taga-Meralco: Kung gusto ninyong mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!
Mister: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?
Taga-Meralco: Puputulan kayo!
Mister: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?
Tag-Meralco: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila.
Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!
What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited.
Sa isang classroom...
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay
kaming kumain. Ngayong
mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano
raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung taga-ayos ng radio sa car!
Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya
ang kanyang misis na may
katalik na lalaki sa kama ...
Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
Misis: GRABE KA! HUWAG MONG IBAHIN ANG USAPAN!
Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!
TAwah Ka naman Ulit!(part 2)
Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila.
English ng isda... pis.
English ng mukha... pis.
Ng pandikit... pis.
Ng kapayapaan.. . pis.
Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis 1 o Pis 2?
Pisti!
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(in a cabinet meeting ...)
GMA: oshige ... kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na 'to ay siyang magre-reshign
(initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya ...)
GMA: o ... praktish lang un noh? ulet!
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Director: "Sir, we have to do something with our population program. A woman gives birth every 30 seconds here in the Philippines .
Erap: "Ha?, you're right...FIND THAT WOMAN!!!"
*******
Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bangnapupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
*******
Mom: baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!
*******
BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalantayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama.
Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!
Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!
Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...
WAAAAAHHHHHH! !! screamed the driver...
Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ngfunenaria.
1 panget na babae, hinoholdap.. .
Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...
1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso...
Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!
In a pet shop...
Customer talking to a parrot...
Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?! bobo!!!
Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? GAGO!!!
Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit....
Mga bakla: ha?! sige gud oy....didto na lang mi sa rainbow...... mag slide-slide!
Bisaya ni uy!
Nag-away ang duha ka kulongo:
Kulas: Unsa may gusto nimo, away o gubot?
Tomas: Away na lang para way gubot.
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Sa airport canteen, nag-order usa ka Amerikano:
Kano : Miss, will you please give me one few two.
Tindera: What sir?
Kano : I said one few two.
Tindera: Oh, you want puto!
Kano : Yeah, that's right. Is that how you pronounce it ?
Tindera: (Nagbagutbot... buang man
ning Americanoha puto lang, gi-few
two, few two pa, ako balusan)
Tindera: Okey sir, What color do you want? Few la or
few ti?
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Payente: Dok naa ko problema murag di
ko gakahilisan kung mo kaun kung mais,
mais pa gihapon inig akong ikalibang.
Mukaun kung mani, mani pa gihapon inig
kalibang, mo kaun kog bayabas, bayabas
pa gihapon akong ikalibang? unsa may
akong buhaton dok?
Doc: simple ra na, kaun ug tae para
tae na gyud imong ikalibang...
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TEBAN: dok, ngano gasakit man akong
dughan kada inom nakug tuba, pero kung
libre gani dili mosakit?
DOKTOR: ah kabalo nako ana, nipis
imong BAGA, pero BAGA IMONG NAWONG!!!!!
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TITSER: Pedro, 1+3?
PEDRO: 4 mam!
TITSER: Very gud! ikaw Juan 33x61?
JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisud na gani ako
dayun ang pangutan-on. Pabor2x. Abseni nalang ko oi!
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Juan: dro, asa dapit ibutang ang mga puti na baye?
Pedro: adto sa langit, himuung angel
Juan: ah! kaning akong asawa kay itum man kau?
Pedro: langit japun pero himuung kwaknit
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SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Akong kantahun 'dahong laya'
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun 'd falling leaves'
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!
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Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos
Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....
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Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya
giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy kaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong
pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.
'Ang ilog kahit gaano man kalalim ...
hanggang dibdib lang ng duck.'
[Kisses] Cecil Schondel [Blow Kiss]
To be Continued...(makahulat man siguro noh?hehehe!!)
Ang muling pagbabalik ng :Bato-Bato sa langit ang tamaan Huwag Magalit
Sa ngayon,ipinaubaya ko pa muna ang tatlong drawing ko sa skul namin for the publication(Char!!!Sana di ma-publish kasi mas negatibo ang laman ng comics na iyon).Matagal ko na sanang i-post yun kaso busy sa pag-aaral then misan na lang mag-surf ng net.If Im not mistaken,I think three to five yata ang tungkol sa skul ko then apat ang tungkol sa Bayan ni Juan.
Watch out baka isa ka sa mga mapalad na ginawan o di kaya'y napasali sa mga drawings ko.
God Bless You!
Cartoonolic?!
addicted to + coffee =coffeeholic
addicted to + alcohol =alcoholic
addicted to + chocolate = chocoholic
addicted to + fruit = fruitaholic (may ganung factor?!paki-explain..)
and last...
addicted to + cartoon =cartoonolic?!
hmmm...
You might be confused in this word na inimbento ko...haha
!
(balak ko nga siyang isali sa webster dictionary o dika'y sa oxford dictionary kaya lang busy ako eh!!!unsa daw?!weird noh?!)
Anyway,I'm a kind of person who is really love to watch cartoon/anime,kahit bente-kwatro oras pa yan na colorful ang aking nakikita..Well,that's me eh!!
(non-sense noh?!nagsulat pa ako dito...)
Last week,boring sa bahay so I decided to watch a dVd
and guess what..Cartoon na naman ang pinanood ko..(tinatanong pa ba yan!)
P.S. 20 times ko na yatang napanood ito!!!feeling ko lang!
Ang mga title Kung Fu Panda,Walle,Meet the Robinsons,Cars,Mulan 2,Madagascar 2 and A bugs life(di rin siya marami noh!)
-Not all of them are DvD's except Walle,Kung Fu Panda and madagascar 2
If im not mistaken I started to watch this at 3pm then I finished it kinaumagahan nah..
(Pang-guiness world of record o di kaya'y Pinoy record)
-Daig ko pa yung mga bata...(feeling bata man gud ko!hahaha!!)]
The story is about a lazy panda named Po (Voice of Jack black),who is the biggest fan of kung Fu around and wanted to become part of Kung Fu...which doesn't excatly came because he work everyday in their family noodle shop.Unexpectedly,he was chosen by master Oogway(the leader of all master of Kung Fu) to fulfill the prophecy.His dream become reality when he join in kung fu and met his idols,the legendary furious five--Tigress(voice of AngelinaJolie),Monkey(Jackie Chan),Viper,Crane and Mantis(di ko alam sinong mga boses nito)--the leadership of master Shifu.But before that syempre may kontra-bida si Tai Lung(the adopted son of master shifu who became their enemy).--Pagod na ako sa kakanarate dito so just watch this movie na lang!!!
Next..
The Madagascar escape 2 Africa
The sequel of this movie,the New York Zoo Animals,Alex the Lion,Marty the Zebra,Melman the giraffe and Gloria the Hippo,styill stranded on Madagascar but they tried to leave the island.All of a sudden,they landed in the wilderness still Africa.There,Alex soon meet his family and starting to have trouble communicating with them after much of his time at the Central park Zoo.The Last...
Meet the Robinsons
Lewis a genuis and orphan kid who wants to see his mother.So,he invented a machine that looks through your brain so you can see your memories.But this kid who came from the future warns him about a guy in a bowler hat.The bowler hat guy will destroy his future the reason for him to be fail.To prove that the kid he met was from the future,so he decided to come with that kid.There he saw what his future was and discover what he is.By the way,I just wanted to share this message which a line from Kung Fu Panda.
Yesterday's History
Tomorrow's Mystery
Today's Gift
That's why its called..
PRESENT!
NYc noh!?!
GBU
Unforgettable quotes to live for second semester
“Bwisit jud ni si Merle oh!! Hahaha!!!”You know why, she sent us a message, which talks about our classmates in masscomm.Ganito pa ang pagtext niya sa amin…
Unforgettable quotes to live for second semester…
> Ang batang palabasa,mayaman sa kultura
Cherrylyn
> “Ikaw!lalaki ka..!?”
“YEHEY!!!!”
R.A.
> “Toi,toye,toy”
apilyedo ni Honey ana daw si sir Calolo
> “Bok!walang talu-talo”
Babygurl (Jerson) and Paul
> “Aanhin pa ang damu,kung dumarami na ang mga mukhang kabayo”
Charine
> Green, blue, white violet.
Everyday eyeliner
Aprille
> “Thank U for being part in my life
Kabalo namo kinsa mo.”
Ingon ni Kuya Ralph para kay Remyir.
> “Where is your boyfriend?”
“HE’S LOST!”
Jackie
O’diba!!!Ang daming mga kalokohan... Hahaha!!! That’s why mahirap talagang kalimutan ang mga nagyari sa second semester…
By the way after she sent this message the entire group of mass communication (2nd year)
Gave their reaction/opinion regarding this issue.
Puros pud lagi mga kabuang ang mga reaction/opinion nila…!!!Hahai!!!
P.S. kaabang-abang naman ang mangyayari ngayong darating na summer class.So,update ko na lang kayo if may mga kalokohan naman mangyayari… LOL
ESTUDYANTE
Ano man ang itawag sa iyo ng propesor mo ay pare-pareho lamang ito.Kahit mapa-university,kolehiyo o anumang uri ng paaralang pinag-aaralan mo estudyante pa rin ang itatawag sa iyo.(Pwera lang sa isa naming guro namin eh' bay-beh ang itatawag sa iyo.)Paki-explain....
P.S.For girls only lang!(joker and funny kasi ang sir namin eh...hehehe
)Pero alam nyo ba kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng salitang "estudyante"?Marahil hindi nyo alam,pero kung alam nyo na huwag nyo ng ipagpatuloy ang pagbabasa nito.Sa mga hindi pa nakakaalam,wala kang mapupulot na aral dito...(bahala ka!ikaw din!!!)Sabi ng klasmyt ko na kamakailan lang ay nag-drop,malalim at puno ng hiwaga DAW ang salitang estudyante.
Ani niya,kung iyong titingnan at sisiyasatin o bigyang pansin ang salitang "estudyante",mapapansin mong ang word na STUDYING ay galing sa salitang student na ang tagalog ay estudyante na kung saan unti-unti kang pinapatay dahil sa word na "Dying"kung kaya't Studying------a student who is dying!
Anyway,nasa sa iyo naman talaga ang sagot kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng salitang estudyante.Hindi mo ito basta-basta maipapaliwanag lang na para bang humiram ka ng diksyunari sa library o di kaya'y sa katabi mong klasmyt na nerd at titignan ang kahulugan nito.Marahil na sa isang estudyante rin ang sagot sa kanyang tanong kung ano ang kahulugan ng salitang estudyante.Hinahanap at pilit pa niyang inaalam ang sarili niya bilang isang estudyante(do not disturb him!).
bago ko tatapusin itong walang kwentang article,ay gusto ko sanang iparating at i-share sa inyo ang nauusong salawikain ng mga college students:
-Aanhin mo pa Uno kung SingKo na ang Uso
-It's better to cheat than to repeat
-No need to RevieW,Kodigo wiLL dO
-Aanhin mo pa ang Libro KunG SChOLaR ang KataBi mo
-aNG di MaruNonG LuminGon pag ExaM,BagSak MalaManG..
Oh diba?!Paki-explain..
Sa palagay nyo..
Anong klaseng estudyante kaya ako?!?!
Isip2x....
peanuts:Special Gift
Maybe I felt this kind of emotion because we just end up our school and will be back next year.(ang tagal noh!!!)
But then Im glad because no more sleepless assignments,terror teachers and of course no more wakin'up in the morning.I actually miss that all so i decided to look some things that can make me feel busy.I took some of the papers inside in the box which located under my bed.As i returned it back to the box there I saw a book about christmas.Actually,I don't considered it as a book because as i have seen to its title it is a collection of holiday comics.
A JOY OF PEANUTS CHRISTMAS that is the title of the book by Charles Schulz.It was not written in chapter instead it was arranged by time.!st page is the introduction of PEANUTS.
Peanuts is a syndicated daily and Sunday comic strip written and illustrated by Charles M. Schulz, which ran from October 2, 1950, to February 13, 2000 (the day after Schulz's death), continuing in reruns afterward. The strip is considered to be one of the most popular and influential in the history of the medium, with 17,897 strips published in all,[1] making it "arguably the longest story ever told by one human being", according to Professor Robert Thompson of Syracuse.After its introduction,you are now about to enter the world of comics from '50s through the '90s.
By the way I almost forgot about this book Im not the one who buy this but it was a christmas gift.
TWIlight musick!:)
By:Paramore
When you're clouding up my mind?
I can't win your losing fight
All the time.
How can I ever own what's mine
When you're always taking sides?
But you won't take away my pride.
No, not this time.
Not this time.
How did we get here?
When I used to know you so well.
But how did we get here?
Well, I think I know.
The truth is hiding in your eyes
And it's hanging on your tongue.
Just boiling in my blood.
But you think that I can't see
What kind of man that you are,
If you're a man at all.
Well, I will figure this one out
On my own.
(I'm screaming, "I love you so.")
On my own.
(My thoughts you can't decode.)
How did we get here?
When I used to know you so well, yeah.
But how did we get here?
Well, I think I know.
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves.
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves.
How did we get here?
When I used to know you so well, yeah, yeah.
How did we get here?
Well, I used to know you so well.
I think I know.
I think I know.
OMG!Not just the film and the book but also the song of this movie is really doing a great job.First time I heard this in the MYX(your choice your music!)I said to myself ,this would be stay longer in the top of the most requested songs in the Philippines.Paramore also included the song I Caught Myself. Other band and singers includes into this soundtrack are: Linkin Park (Leave Out All the Rest), Perry Ferrell (Going All The way (Into the Twilight), Blue Foundation (Eyes On Fire) and Muse (Supermassive Black Hole).Paramore is a Grammy-nominated American rock band that formed inFranklin, Tennessee in 2004
consisting of Hayley Williams (lead vocals/keyboard), Josh Farro (lead guitar/backing vocals), Taylor York (rhythm guitar), Jeremy Davis (bass guitar), and Zac Farro (drums). The group released their debut album All We Know Is Falling in 2005, and their second album Riot! in 2007, which was certified platinum in the US and gold in the UK and Ireland.
Love it lots!!I am anxious to see the twilight!!HmmFFf..I actually think what would be a better song for New Moon and the rest of it?Hope the Paramore will be part of the soundtrack again.
Above all,great song,great band,great book and AMAZING MOVIE!!
PEACE BE WITH YOU
PEACE BE WITH YOU...
What comes into your mind when you heard this words?
This word is usually we heard from the church but did you know that this words:Peace
be with you!is actually the word that comes from our Savior Jesus Christ when He told His Apostles to in Peace.Today,the word "Peace be with you" is already forgotten.A lot of us don't know how to act and practice the word of our Lord even in just a simple way we tend to do wrong than doing a kind of act.
Actually,I was comparing this words to the film that talks about the war and peace in Mindanao.Im not mistaken we watched an indie film last week for the celebration of Mindanao Week of Peace and so our ReEd(religious Education) teachers wanted us to witness this indie film project of the Brothers of the Sacred Heart Youth Ministry about the war and hope of Mindanao particularly in the muslim area.This indie film touched my whole soul.It may be not the best film but atleast a film that will show the reality here in Mindanao.
The film was shot in Hinyok a beleaguered small town in Mindanao.The actors and actress are only local.As i remember,our ReEd teacher told us that the characters in the movie were both muslims and christians.She also added,that muslims are acted as christians while muslims are acted as muslims.It sounds funny but they did this for them to understand the life as a muslim or as a christian.
The place of Hinyok is very beautiful there you can see the mountains covered by the clouds,green and tall trees,rivers which you can see your own image and a lot more.
The actors and actress in the movie were quite good even if you can see to them that they were conscious to their role.But above all the movie is great and I love it.
I almost forgot,some of the performers in the film were children they played the role as they deaf and mute(without the ability to speak and hear).Some of the performers were invited in our school.
Peace be with you not only you but to all of us.Let us spread the word of peace...!
Peace!
WATAH..the slang word for water?!?!
“Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.”
life is water...
water is life...
therefore we should need to take care of our water...(unsa daw?!)
Anyway,last meeting sa aming NSTP 2 class we discussed about what is the importance of water and why does we need to take care of it.
ang dami naming napag-usapan tungkol dito pero talagang hindi maiiwasan na mabored ka talaga dahil puro ang speaker lamang ang nagsasalita..biruin mo 9-12noon siya lang ang magsasalita sinong di mabobored doon...hmFF!pero enjoy naman especially when one of our guest speaker introduced to us an ice breaker about WATER..
Habang kinakanta iot eh may action din na kailangan mong iperform..
mahirap pero masaya..hehehe..!
Malingaw jud ka!!!madami kaming natutunan sa Forum na iyon..Ang tubig pala sa davao city ay isa sa mga malinis na tubig di lamang sa buong Pilipinas kundi pati na rin sa buong mundo kung kaya't pinagmamalaki ito at pinangangalagaan ng mga taga-rito.Lalo pang pina-igting ang ang pag-alaga sa tubig rito nang malaman na isa sa mga kung bakit nakukontaminado ang tubig rito ay dahil sa airial spray..
Nalaman ko rin na ang tubig pala ay may edad ayon sa isa sa mga speaker namin na taga-DSWD at sa kanilang pagsusuriang tubig sa Davao ay may edad na 50 taong gulang..nakakamangha sapagkat di lang pala tao,hayop at alin pang mga bagay ang may edad kundi pati na rin ang tubig...Sa pagtatapos ng Forum namin,marami kaming natutunan lalot sa pagpapahalaga nito..Marami pa akong nalaman tungkol sa tubig ngunit hindi ko na matandaan ang mga ilang bagay...Subukan ko na lamang tanungin ang aking mga kaklase tungkol rito at idadag ko na lamang ang aking mga nalalaman sa kanila...
memories that we've shared
MC1 and MC2 class..I will miss you guys...!
THE STATION VISIT
INTRAMURALS(1ST SEM.2008-2009)
This pic was taken also at the gym but the other day.."mano a mano"live at the HCDC gym.. Morales vs. Barera vs.manny
Pacquiao...hehehe!!!
THE ACOUSTIC PRODUCTION (Our first major production)
1st pic was at the ate Mima'y house for the last practise,2nd pic was after the production,3rd pic was before the production (set-up),4th pic was after the prod.that is Viktor my high school classmate until now(one of the member in band) then mameh are you wondering why she was holdinga cake because its her 18th birthday (In Her stunning Prime).The last pic was after the prod.second pose.
GUYS,I WILL YOU..!GOOD LUCK SA ATOA...!!!WE CAN DO THIS!!!!SEE YAH NEXT SEMESTER...!!! basta kita mga V.O. jud tah!!!
Who is this person?
Who’s this person that I wanted to become my FRIEND? I never knew this person before nor having a same schedule in class or simply, share a table in student lounge, which I used to hangout.
I never knew this person but I am really interested to him. I just saw him passing by not knowing I am there spying (watching) to him.
It all started when he passed in front of us with my classmates and friends. As he passed by my eyes are only staring to him while he is busy talking to his friends.
The moment he was gone I started to think why am I did that kind of thing when in fact I didn’t know him. Is there something special in him or may kamukha ba siya? I guess so, maybe this feelings that I feel to him is just only…duh! There’s no malice on that but I don’t know and I can’t explain it. Why is it every time I saw him my heart started to beat faster, chilling and sometimes blushing?
When I shared this to my classmates they told me that I’m crazy and one of my friend said that: “You know Wenz okay ra nah.”
Yeah! Its okay but that is stupid! The most stupid thing I ever done in my entire life! Actually, I have a secret about this person but I cannot write it in here (confidential matters) my friend and I only knew this secret. So next time, if have a news about him I will let you know and write it here. This anonymous man,I call him “eyeglass”.
KALIGUT-Gut sa USAG-USA
(I inspired to write this because a lot of speclulation coming out about me...char!murag true!)
Nah samot daghag istorya,samot daghag libak.Ngano muabot man jud diri?Kun imo lan untang sigurong gitago,wh nay gubot..Linaw na unta ning kalibutana..Kaha kani lang jung usa...Usa ra jud siya gigubot niya ang amoang panghinigalaay...Makasakit baya!Kami tanan naningkamot og nagkasinabot sa amoang mga gipagbati,mao kami nagatinganay kabahin niining istoryaha..Ako wala ra nagapa-igo,Naga-sulti lang sa akoang gibati..Wala ng kasuko kay ako nagapagawas lang sa gibati sumaH-ah pa sa gibati ni Rustom Padilla,gipagawas ra pud nako kay kundila na sa ICU jud imong padunglan...Busa sa mga nakabasa niini atu-ato ra ni..Hangyo nako sa inyo kay ako nag-inusara way kauban og labaw sa tanan ania naga-sultig gibati sa tanan butang nahitabo sa akoa pero kining tanan akoa sad gikasalamatan kay kun wala ni nahitabo wala man sa'y higalaay nahitabo..Friendship buh sa Ingles pa...!
1st sem is about to end
Yup!it all started sa may MCC(Mass Communication Center) weve been together sa mga kasiyahan at sa mga problema.We encountered a lot of difficulties and trials,a lot of problems:mapa-financially,physically emotionally but not spiritually because in God we unite,we become one at face all this thing together.
And now the time has come,1st semester is about to end.Wala ng tawanan,wala mga kantyawan,mga istoryang tungkol sa friendship,spirits(basta spirits si Merle magaling yan!Scary!!!!!)enemies,(mga libak gud...!),teachers(Guys,wow naman!) or sEx(ah magtapok-tapok jud ang tanan..exciting gud ang story!joke!!!)and ang paborito ng mga retarded the non-sense thing.Minsa'y marami ring mga misunderstanding ang klase namin especially nung kasagsagan ng mga presentation na by group and also our biggest project The Acoustic Production Live at the Student Lounge:In her Stunning Prime..(Gisundog lang nako si Aljun!he5,
lingaw man gud!)At higit sa lahat ang tungkol sa mga nakaw-nakaw effect(Hoy!ipambalik nato ninyo karma lang muabot ana!!)
But all of them ay nalampasan namin..Ngayo'y patapos na ang semestre talagang mahirap kalimutan ang mga eksenang iyon,ngunit kailangan sapagkat this is another chapter of our life that we have to face it.Siguro'y marami sa atin ang talagang di na natin makikita,di na natin makakapiling pa o di kaya'y iba na ang mga sked pero ang mga ala-alang ating nabigayan ng halaga ay siyang nagbibigay ng lakas at sigla sa atin.Mga araw na minsa'y wala ng tulog(magpulaw sa atoang project),ang workshop sa MC1(thankful jud ko kay sir FDC kay mas nagkaila-ila pami sa amoang mga klasmyt),ang mga libak-libak(tinood man o dili!ginadawat namo nah!)..hehehe!!!Sana sa susunod na semestre tayo-tayo pa rin ang siyang magkakasama,tayo-tayo pa rin sana ang nagbobonding..Nag--iiba man ang mga tao sa paligid natin at iba na ang mga sked sa iilan nating mga classmate.Nawa'y patuloy pa rin tayo sa pagmamahal at concern sa isa't-isa... Thanks you guys and i will miss you!!!
FuN @ Da MTS
It was fun when me and my classmates went at the MTS (Matina Town Square) for the project in our major.We went their because we have to choose a picture in the exhibit made by the AFP(Armed Forces of the Philippines) for the Kadayawan Festival which was celebrated on 2nd week of August and thats it.There lots of pictures presented at the exhibit but I was struck in a picture which located from the lower part of a kinda wall made of rattan.
were forming a straight line and they salute to the soldiers which means these children believe and respect the duty of our soldiers below of this picture their is a description telling: Their Future,Our Responsibility...Its not just to take a picture and describe it but to know also what kind of shot is it,what kind of framing and composition did the photographer used in the enrichment that we have learned from our workshop.
After the exhibit we also enjoy the "laag-laag"effect,we went to the NCCC mall and meet some local artist like Matt Evans,Melissa Ricks and Roxanne Ginoo for the kadayawan festival in Davao.MC1:workshop
Anyway,before we start to our workshop we started first in dividing the students in to four groups.The four groups are AM(anak mayaman),Orange juice,Dyosa ng kaputian and of course my group which is the pink shabuya.(Nangahut sa mga Games kulelat sa directing...Ok lang..hehehe!!!).
As you have seen in the pictures that is our group and our workshop..
After the games we ate our lunch then that is we started the discussion about basic directing then we are given only 30 minutes to make our own commercial based on what we have learned from discussion of Basic directing and TV production.Then in the evening we make by group our MTV.It was not a canned but an actual MTV which all of us feel that we are acting a true director,Technical staff,an artist even an audience. Nagkaroon din ng awarding lahat ng mga rewards eh hinakot ng what group?well the ORANGE JUICE leader nila si Matias.After all the tired and fun we finished our Workshop at 10:30pm..I think?And you know what as we get out of the MCC we feel nervous and Im afraid its beacause its kinda dark na and talagang nagtakbuhan kami buti na lang walang nagyaring masama and thats all.Masaya pero Nakakapagod...
18 years of age
-- Johnny Carson
What?are you now 18?!Hmf!Its kind a annoying to my ears when all of a sudden your classmates will tell to you that kind of sentence or words or shall I say number 18..
Yes I will now turning 18 in september 27
turning to 18 but some of my classmates told me that it is because as the girl turns to 18 she will feel that she is a lady,she is important and can stand on her own decision..As what our theme in Acoustic Production said: In Her Stunning Prime.Maybe they were right but as of now I just enjoy my college life and also as a lady...A lady?yuck!Eiw...Dont say bad words...Im allergic to that!hehehe!!!!
And lastly,some of my classmates told me that i should know hoe to make-up on myself..duh..!As what Novem said, "Importante ba diay nah?"
Yes Nov!Itaas mo ang bandila natin : Cherrylyn,ikaw at ako..hehehe!!!Anyway to all the people who love and trusted me thank you guys!Love you and Lamat au!
First time mo?
First time mo? A big Yes!if you ask me about that kind of question.but what kind of first time mo?well its about directing....
Anyway,Our music video is about love,love love.... and the song that we choose is the themesong of teleserye nina John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo,the it might be you sung by The Ambassadors.
It was funny because a lot of people watching us when we took a vid in the park.One of the scene in the MTV na talagang nakakahiya is when I took a vid to my classmate beside of him was a soldier laughing to us.AHH!but anyway we did our job thats why we finished it early.On Final exam we just only watch our MTV which I am a director as well as Cameraman..
Actually I try to upload it in the Youtube but I didnt finish it because it has a large memory size bit i will try my best to upload it so that my classmates will see our very own music video...hehehe!!!
That's all I will post it here pagnaapload ko nah...K?
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